Saturday, March 14, 2009

Review: Race to Witch Mountain (***)

Directed by Andy Fickman
Cast: Dwayne Johnson, AnnaSophia Robb, Carla Gugino, Alexander Ludwig, Tom Everett Scott, Ciaran Hinds, Billy Brown, Christopher Marquette, Cheech Marin, Garry Marshall, Iake Eisenmann, Kim Richards, Meredith Salenger, Tom Woodruff Jr., Christine Lakin.
2008--99 minutes
Rated PG (violence, frightening situations, thematic elements)

Like his 2006 gender-crossing Amanda Bynes-starrer "She's the Man," Andy Fickman's "Race to Witch Mountain" is undeniable fun. Oddly enough it is a much better sci-fi adventure than December's "The Day the Earth Stood Still." Perhaps that says more about that clunky bore of an alien invasion pic than it does about this film, but there you have it. Whereas "The Day the Earth Stood Still" walked and talked like a serious movie but ended up being much sillier than anticipated, "Race to Witch Mountain" knows what it is and embraces its silliness. This doesn't always work, and in fact it is quite uneven in its aspirations and subsequent execution, but hey, who says you can't have fun with trifles. That is as it was with "She's the Man" and it is such here.

Jack Bruno is a down-on-his-luck cabbie in Sin City. Being an ex-con and former auto racer, Jack has seen his share of weird things, but a UFO convention being held in Vegas does it. Jack just cannot believe in something that seems so, well, unbelievable. That is, until he meets Seth and Sara, two 14-year-old kids with some amazing diction and almost emotionless faces. They claim to be from another planet, but naturally Jack thinks that is just baloney. His feelings about this do not stay true for long, as shortly after the kids are involved in a duel with a seemingly indestructible robot. On their tail (and unbeknownst to them) are a group of FBI agents involved in possibly the greatest cover-up in human history.



"Race to Witch Mountain" is pure silliness, to be sure, but there is a sense of zeal that was missing in "The Day the Earth Stood Still," which has a surprisingly similar plot. That film was a chore to sit through and, while both share practically the same length, moved at a much slower pace than this. The action scenes put those in the earlier film to shame, as the special effects are not so glaringly obvious, and the pacing is much zippier. This film is also not as thematically confused as the earlier film; there is no environmental or political agenda here, instead just one entertaining scene after another.

The performances are fitting for the material at hand, with two exceptions. At the forefront of the picture is an unusually terrific Dwayne Johnson. He's possibly never been better, even as his dramatic bits are a tad forced. His comedic timing, specifically, is right on the ball, as Jack Bruno becomes as likeable a character as he's ever played. AnnaSophia Robb is always good in her roles, whether they be in affecting fluff like "Because of Winn-Dixie" or 2007's masterpiece "Bridge to Terabithia." She has a way of commanding her scenes with an unforced, wide-eyed sense of naturalism. That is no different in the role of Sara. Ciaran Hinds is fittingly sniveling as the FBI agent in charge and the major villain of the film. Not as impressive are Carla Gugino, as Alex, a doctor who believes in only science, and Alexander Ludwig as Seth. Gugino was much more impressive in a particularly smaller role in last week's "Watchmen;" here, she annoys and is obviously so bored that she gives the role everything she's got. Sadly, it doesn't work in the slightest. Ludwig, such a robot in "The Seeker: The Dark is Rising," is just as bad here; his work as Seth is some of the most monotone acting I've ever seen. He emotes not once.

The plot is not airtight and plotholes abound, but "Race to Witch Mountain" is sure to leave a smile on your face. This also happened in the aforementioned "She's the Man," an equally uneven comedy that worked only because Amanda Bynes was so wild and untamed that her performance became the sole reason for the movie's terrifically high comedic value. Everything else seemed to pale in comparison to Bynes' sheer presence. Likewise, the Bynes factor in "Race to Witch Mountain" is the near-atmospheric sense of joy.


When compared to other Disney-produced live-action flicks of the last four years, the rundown looks something like this. "Race to Witch Mountain" is not as unabashedly fun or clever as "Sky High" (far and away the best of the group) or "Enchanted," just about equals December's "Bedtime Stories," and is veritably the Second Coming compared to "Zoom." With comparisons like that, it's easy to see why the movie has been released for the children in the audience. But what is invaluable to the film's success, as reserved as it is, is that adults might dig it as well.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Review: Watchmen (****)

Directed by Zack Snyder
Cast: Patrick Wilson, Jackie Earle Haley, Billy Crudup, Malin Akerman, Matthew Goode, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Matt Frewer, Carla Gugino, Laura Mennell, Stephen McHattie, Rob LaBelle, Stephanie Belding, James Michael Connor, Gary Houston, John Shaw, Mary Ann Burger, Robert Wisden.
2009--163 minutes
Rated R (graphic violence, sexuality, nudity, language)

In 1986, novelist Alan Moore wrote lightning. His 12-part series, entitled "The Watchmen," revolutionized and reformed the ideas behind the comic book superhero. More graphic, both in its violence and sexual themes, and more adult than any other of its kind, "The Watchmen" influenced the coinage of the term "graphic novel" as we know it. If there's one thing that cannot be denied, it is that Moore's work is a masterpiece, epic without losing sight of the very flawed characters, as well as psychologically disturbing and emotionally draining without losing the inherent excitement of the genre it is undoubtedly in. Moore also influenced with his books, in a major way, fellow graphic novelist Frank Miller, responsible for such works as "The Dark Knight Returns" (whose depiction of The Joker in turn influenced Heath Ledger in his historic portrayal), "Sin City," and "300."

It was thought, understandably, that the series was unfilmable, too much for one director to handle. Darren Aronofsky, David Fincher, David Lynch, Paul Greengrass, even Steven Spielberg--all took their own shots at adapting the series and found it too difficult. Thus, it is surprising to say that 33-year-old director Zack Snyder and screenwriters David Hayter and Alex Tse have masterfully consolidated all twelve parts into one film. Despite mildly changing the ending for audience-pleasing purposes, all three new talents have remained truthful, uncompromisingly so, to the psychedelic and paranoid tone and Cold War-themed story of Moore's work.


Much has been made of the muddled plotting and slow-moving nature of the proceedings. Ignore them. Set in a completely alternate version of 1985 where Richard Nixon has been elected for a fifth term, "Watchmen" deals with themes never dealt with before in the superhero genre. The United States is in deep with Russia-based plots of nuclear war, pushing President Nixon to give free rein to the Watchmen to run amok, fighting crime (and come to think of it, everyone else, as well). The Watchmen is a group of anti-superheroes, flawed and ruthless Joker-type good guys who are hated by the public and needed by them at the same time. Rorshach is a masked vigilante--a more brutal version of Batman with an even darker past--whose mask changes shape, constantly and enigmatically. Dr. Manhattan was a scientist, given extraordinary powers and a blue electroskeleton instead of a body. Silk Spectre II is a woman borne of her mother's (and predecessor's) rape by fellow Watchman, The Comedian. Speaking of, The Comedian is seen through flashbacks after his brutal murder at the start of the film. He is seen as a "hero" who is as bad as Nazis. Nite Owl is really a lonely man whose only human connection seemingly is his affair with Silk Spectre II. Finally, Ozymandias is the smartest man in the world; that's all I'll say.

"Watchmen" is a revelatory motion picture experience, monumentally innovative on a visual level, profoundly moving at times, and exceptionally fascinating in its procedural aspects. What people may mistake this for--a preconceived notion proved incorrect upon viewing it--is that, as a superhero movie, the film must be fast-paced, brisk, and exciting. Otherwise the impatient ones in the audience may get bored. This is an ignorance that most undeniably hold (and that is not an insult). The truth is that "Watchmen" is most definitely not a superhero movie, at least in the normal sense. Like last year's "The Dark Knight," which was an Scorsesean crime drama that just so happened to have a bat as its hero and a clown as its villain, Snyder's masterpiece is a brooding murder mystery and a psychological character study with superheroes at its center. But, as I've already said, even the superheroes are not normal. They are ugly, flawed, cold-blooded sociopaths that you can't help but care about. They are doing good, after all.


In this day and age of empty action and cardboard caricatures, "Watchmen" (and "The Dark Knight" and "Spider-Man 2" before it) is a complex, emotionally resounding, abnormally innovative war cry to the cinematic heavens. Have no fear that what you see you will never forget. Is the film bloody? Yes, extremely. The R-rating is warranted and the film not for the kids. One scene pits Rorshach against a man who murdered and chopped up a small girl. This scene is exceptionally disturbing, the darkest in a very dark film, but it's also one of the most starkly and accurately portrayed visions of how cruel (yet undoubtedly fair) so-called heroes can be. It also asks the audience how they would respond to the beggings of a man who did something as awful as what he did. So, "Watchmen" is thinking-man's cinema as well.

The performances are all solid (though the film has no Heath Ledger, that is, a standout performance that is Oscarworthy), but there are two I want to discuss. About the others (Malin Akerman, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Matthew Goode, and Patrick Wilson), let's just say that they sell their roles and play them very well. The real performances, though, are by Jackie Earle Haley and Billy Crudup.


Rorshach is not the most likeable of characters, but what Haley does with this role is just astonishing. He gives Rorshach a compassion while never compromising the character. Haley's growling voice works wonders (as well or even better than Christian Bale's did last year), and he narrates with a fascinating, matter-of-fact tone. Crudup meanwhile gives the film's best performance as Dr. Manhattan. Even while under a blanket of CGI, Dr. Manhattan's soul is bare for all to see. He barely emotes throughout the film, but it's plainly obvious that he is a tortured soul without a substantial body. It's a brilliant performance, low-key and reserved.

I've mentioned the style many times already. The visual effects, the digital cinematography, the slow-mo filmmaking--all are brilliantly incorporated into the story instead of the other way around. The effects are practically flawless, especially in the scene where Dr. Manhattan travels to Mars and thinks back on his life. The cinematography is beguiling, capturing perfectly well both Mars's barren landscape, the nighttime wonders of the deep underbelly of the city, the arctic desert of the film's final act. The slow motion that Snyder incorporates works wonders for the proceedings, especially the fight scenes, whose pacing matches that of "The Dark Knight."


Despite my one quibble (that the two sequences involving President Richard Nixon himself are marred even further by hideously distracting makeup), "Watchmen" is impressive through and through, both exactly what fans want--I should know, as I'm one of them--and what might get non-fans interested in reading the series, which is now available as one large copy. Slow-boiling but never meandering, fascinatingly textural in its plotting while never once seeming muddled, "Watchmen" lives up to the hype surrounding its masterfully executed trailers and then some. Oh, and did I mentioned the brilliant soundtrack, consisting of songs by Leonard Cohen, Bob Dylan (most memorably used in what is quite possibly the greatest opening credits montage ever made), and Nena? No? Well, it's just as effective as everything else. What a knockout "Watchmen" was.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

TWO. DAYS.

"Watchmen."  The masterful, epic graphic novel, brought to (hopefully) brilliant life by Zack Snyder.  Seeing it Friday at 7:30 with a friend.  Anticipation overtakes me.

Apparently the extended edition (a la Lord of the Rings) will be a whopping, staggering 220 minutes.  What...the...heck.

This is simply my most anticipated of the year.  Just unbeatable.

Oh and also:  I'm not seeing it for adaptation purposes.  With Harry Potter being eviscerated for "murdering" the books (I don't think they do, at all), I've learned to stop looking at films as adaptations, even if they are.  Liberties simply HAVE to be taken.  For me, "Watchmen" will be viewed as a landmark in the superhero genre.

A actual, full-length review (remember those?) will be published sometime over the weekend.

And then...nothing, really, until summer.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Insane Year-in-Advance 2010 Oscar Predictions

Coverage on last night's broadcast will come soon. Right now, I'll do a crazy year-in-advance predictions.

Here goes:

Best Picture:

Amelia
Mandela
Nine
Shutter Island
Taking Woodstock

Best Director:

Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
Clint Eastwood, Mandela
Ang Lee, Taking Woodstock
Rob Marshall, Nine
Martin Scorsese, Shutter Island

Best Actor:

Matt Damon, The Informant
Daniel Day-Lewis, Nine
Leonardo DiCaprio, Shutter Island
Morgan Freeman, Mandela
Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Boat That Rocked

Best Actress:

Penelope Cruz, Broken Embraces
Carey Mulligan, An Education
Michelle Pfeiffer, Cheri
Saoirse Ronan, The Lovely Bones
Hilary Swank, Amelia

Best Supporting Actor:

Billy Crudup, Public Enemies
Matt Damon, Mandela
Richard Kind, A Serious Man
Ewan McGregor, Amelia
Mark Ruffalo, Shutter Island

Best Supporting Actress:

Penelope Cruz, Nine
Sophia Loren, Nine
Mo'Nique, Push: Based on the Novel by Sapphire
Imelda Staunton, Taking Woodstock
Michelle Williams, Shutter Island

Best Adapted Screenplay:

Cheri
Mandela
Nine
Shutter Island
Taking Woodstock

Best Original Screenplay:

The Boat That Rocked
Broken Embraces
An Education
A Serious Man
Up

Best Animated Feature Film:

Monsters vs. Aliens
Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea
Up

Best Art Direction:

Cheri
Nine
Public Enemies
Sherlock Holmes
The Wolf Man

Best Cinematography:

Amelia
Broken Embraces
Nine
Public Enemies
Shutter Island

Best Costume Design:

Amelia
Cheri
Nine
Public Enemies
The Wolf Man

Best Film Editing:

Amelia
Green Zone
Mandela
Nine
Shutter Island

Best Makeup:

Cheri
Star Trek
The Wolf Man

Best Original Score:

Amelia
Broken Embraces
Cheri
Public Enemies
Up

Best Sound Editing:

Green Zone
Public Enemies
Star Trek
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Up

Best Sound Mixing:

Avatar
Nine
Public Enemies
Star Trek
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Best Visual Effects:

Avatar
Star Trek
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

So, there you have it. My crazy predictions. Deal with them now. Not another one until Juneish.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Really Quick

Paul McGuigan's "Push" (**1/2) is a flashy, diverting, ultimately uneven action film that relies so much on its cinema verite filmmaking style that the story gets lost along the way. In the end, it sets itself up for a sequel that is not particularly desired, based on the box office intake.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

If I Had a Ballot

Everyone calls it that. So am I going to.

I include all of the main awards (from Best Picture to Best Screenplay) and the technicals (from Best Art Direction to Best Visual Effects). And then I have two categories I would like to see the AMPAS include. They are signified by being the final two categories listed.

I'm going to model this after the posting by my good friend Actionman (not because I'm stealing everything from him; he just thinks of darn good things to do), by having the nominees in order of best best to least best.

Motion Picture of the Year:

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Dark Knight
WALL-E
Slumdog Millionaire
The Fall

Achievement in Directing:

David Fincher, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Christopher Nolan, The Dark Knight
Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire
Tarsem, The Fall
Ben Stiller, Tropic Thunder

Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role:

Brad Pitt, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Clint Eastwood, Gran Torino
Dev Patel, Slumdog Millionaire
Robert Downey Jr., Iron Man
Seth Rogen, Pineapple Express

Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role:

Angelina Jolie, Changeling
Cate Blanchett, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Kate Beckinsale, Snow Angels
Maggie Gyllenhaal, The Dark Knight
Olivia Thirlby, Snow Angels

Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role:

Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
Robert Downey Jr., Tropic Thunder
Aaron Eckhart, The Dark Knight
James Franco, Pineapple Express
Gary Oldman, The Dark Knight
Bobb'E J. Thompson, Role Models

Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role:

Jane Lynch, Role Models
Tilda Swinton, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Amy Sedaris, Snow Angels
Cate Blanchett, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Amber Heard, Pineapple Express

Animated Motion Picture:

WALL-E
Bolt
Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who!

Achievement in Screenwriting:

The Dark Knight
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Slumdog Millionaire
Tropic Thunder
Pineapple Express

Achievement in Art Direction:

The Fall
Tropic Thunder
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Cloverfield
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Achievement in Cinematography:

The Fall
The Dark Knight
Slumdog Millionaire
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Snow Angels
Changeling

Achievement in Costume Design:

The Fall
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Changeling

Achievement in Film Editing:

Slumdog Millionaire
The Dark Knight
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
WALL-E
Cloverfield

Achievement in Makeup:

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
The Dark Knight

Achievement in Musical Score:

The Dark Knight
Slumdog Millionaire
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
WALL-E
Changeling

Achievement in Sound:

WALL-E
The Dark Knight
Cloverfield
Iron Man
Slumdog Millionaire

Achievement in Visual Effects:

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Iron Man
Wanted
Cloverfield
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Ensemble in a Motion Picture:

Tropic Thunder
The Dark Knight
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Performance by an Actor/Actress in an Extended Cameo:

Tom Cruise, Tropic Thunder
Eric Roberts, The Dark Knight
Danny McBride, Pineapple Express

Until next year!

Monday, February 2, 2009