...but the outside edge to the poster for "An American Carol," released today, is some of the funniest political satire on the face of this planet. Maybe the movie's bad, but the advertising isn't.
It reads: "Caution! This movie may be offensive to children, young people, old people, in-the-middle people, some people on the right, all people on the left, terrorists, pacifists, war-mongers, fear-mongers, Christians, Jews, Muslims, atheists, agnostics (although you'd have to prove it to them), the ACLU, liberals, conservatives, Neo-cons, ex-cons, future cons, Republicans, Democrats, libertarians, people of color, people of no color, English-speaking, English-as-a-second-language-speaking, non-speaking, men, women, men-women, and Ivy League professors. Native Americans should be okay." (Note: it's in really small writing.)